Cold Caller

Steve Pearson Poetry

No, I’ve never been mis-sold PPI
I don’t need advice on debt
No, I don’t want to do your survey
And no, I’m not retiring yet.

Windows don’t need replacing
I’m not changing fuel supplier
I’m insured for death, insured for theft,
And I’m insured in case of fire.

Yes, I do mind the lateness of your call
No, your apologies are not accepted
Yes, this is me saying “No thank you”
And yes, you have just been rejected.

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